I love TFLN, but who doesn’t? I read them every day in my twitter time and using the TFLN Blackberry app. I laugh my ass off either in disbelief that something like that could happen, or in shock that someone else out there thinks or acts like me & my friends.

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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it’s just not going to be enough?
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I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Their bromance is so intense that they don’t even eye-fuck when they see each other….they eye-make-love.
(701): I’d call her a cunt but she doesn’t seem to have the depth or warmth
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade “I do not hook up” t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.


Is it sad that I can relate to the first one? hahaha! But yes, that site is amazing. Some of them are so funny.
Haha, I love that website soo much!